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From McSweeney’s, Selected Personals from the American Psychiatric Association’s Dating website, by FRANK FERRI.

A favourite –

“What, me worry? You betcha!”

Woman with generalized anxiety disorder looking for someone to share evenings catastrophizing about possible reasons why my mother hasn’t returned my voicemail, which I left almost an hour ago. If your mind goes straight to car accident, fell down a well, or mistook her car for a time machine, traveled to the late 1600s, and became a victim of the Salem witch trials, then you and I need to talk. Talk ourselves into a panic, that is!

 

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Written by Peter Rudd

April 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm

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