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Dear Theo
Will life never treat me decently? I am wracked by despair! My head is pounding. Mrs Sol Schwimmer is suing me because I made her bridge as I felt it and not to fit her ridiculous mouth. That’s right! I can’t work to order like a common tradesman. I decided her bridge should be enormous and billowing and wild, explosive teeth flaring up in every direction like fire! Now she is upset becuase it won’t fit in her mouth! She is so bourgeois and stupid, I want to smash her. I tried forcing the false plate in but it sticks out like a star burst chandelier. Still, I find it beautiful. She claims she can’t chew! What do I care whether she can chew or not! Theo, I can’t go on like this much longer! I asked Cezanne if he would share an office with me but he is old and infirm and unable to hold the instruments and they must be tied to his wrists but then he lacks accuracy and once inside a mouth, he knocks out more teeth than he saves. What to do?
Vincent

from If the Expressionists had been Dentists, Woody Allen

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Written by Peter Rudd

June 23, 2011 at 4:28 pm

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repent!

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June 13, 2011 at 8:23 pm

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how to be free

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How to Be Free, by Tom Hodgkinson

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May 23, 2011 at 6:29 pm

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spicy adventure stories

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May 22, 2011 at 6:18 pm

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sign of the judgement

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Written by Peter Rudd

May 22, 2011 at 12:19 pm

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near pileup

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Herge, Tintin

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May 17, 2011 at 6:50 pm

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TWA

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May 17, 2011 at 6:27 pm

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